I was at mine big sissy’s house playin wif her pet and mine furry frand Mr. Nicochi and showin’ hims mine shoes!
They from Momo and dems mine favorites! They look like ice creams n the stripe does this blinky things, see?
So theeen I remembered I wanted to show mines Lil Cookie, so I went to go sees him!
Dis mine bestieboyface in the whole wide worlds! Him the only boy I know who don’t got cooties (asides mine brothers n fambly members). And one day when we get older I gonna kidnaps him n keeps him forevers. Uh huhs! Hims look like he lookin’ for somethins so Imma waits to show him mine shoesies so I dun scare him (though that’d be fuuun…hehehehehehehe).
I was hanging out in the backyard and saw the shiny new merry-go-round that was installed. I wanted to try it and thought hmm…dis could be a good idea…
It was going way too fast! BAD IDEA!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD IDEA!! SOMEBODY GET ME OFFA DIS THIIIING!! Thankfully…mine big cookie founds me and got me offa der! After that ‘citements I had to drink some juice to calm mine nerves!
Lesson: dun do da merry go round in the backyard by mineselfs! hehehehe